Not needing to be the one attacking does a lot to endear me, though giving your opponent choices rarely works well
Golgari Good Stuff Ill round things out with a bunch of other good cards with the Golgari watermark
In reality this will likely not do much, but in that one 3 hour game where it gets cast early and sticks around for several turns and never gets destroyed, BEHOLD, my mediocre second exile hand thats visible to everyone Muahahahaha
I think this works in Up the Beanstalk decks in Standard, maybe Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival decks, but probably in no other context in 60-card formats
Xyris is an interesting card because when you hit someone for three, theyll also draw three cards, so maybe theyll want to get attacked