Time to find out which of your permanents is built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro as you pilot it straight into that weapon of mass disgusting your opponents call their faces

1 Wildcard of any rarity A common (39.1%), uncommon (39.1%), rare (19.5%), or mythic rare (1.9%) card from the Secrets of Strixhaven main set A rare or mythic rare borderless Elder Dragon, planeswalker, or dual land (less than 1%) A rare or mythic rare field notes card (less than 1%) 1 Rare or mythic rare card A rare (82.5%) or mythic rare (14.1%) from the Secrets of Strixhaven main set A rare or mythic rare borderless Elder Dragon, planeswalker, or dual land (1.6%) A rare (1.2%) or mythic rare (less than 1%) field notes card 1 Mystical Archive card In non-Japanese Play Boosters: An uncommon (87.5%), rare (9.6%), or mythic rare (2.9%) Mystical Archive card In Japanese Play Boosters: An uncommon (58.3%), rare (6.5%), or mythic rare (2.0%) Mystical Archive card An uncommon (29.1%), rare (3.2%), or mythic rare (less than 1%) Japanese Mystical Archive card 1 Traditional foil card of any rarity A common (54.4%), uncommon (33.6%), rare (6.7%), or mythic rare (1.1%) card from the Secrets of Strixhaven main set A rare or mythic rare borderless Elder Dragon, planeswalker, or dual land (less than 1%) A rare or mythic rare field notes card (less than 1%) An uncommon (2.8%), rare (less than 1%), or mythic rare (less than 1%) Mystical Archive card 1 Land card A non-foil (26.7%) or traditional foil (6.7%) default frame basic land A non-foil (13.3%) or traditional foil (3.3%) spellcraft land A non-foil (40%) or traditional foil (10%) common dual land 1 Non-foil punch-out counter card or double-sided token Note: Percentages may not sum to 100 due to rounding

For example, take Stone Calendar
Fun fact, the templating on Elvish Champion does in fact mean that opposing elves will have forestwalk
Its also the longest mill on a one mana effect, so it also increases chances of getting one of the payoff duo we want to collect: Narcomoeba + Prized Amalgam or Silversmote Ghoul + Creeping Chill